Apple

This BLOG is dedicated to Steve Jobs who made Apple so popular in the world! 


History: It is believed that Apple is the first fruit to be cultivated in farms. But it’s not necessary to be liked by all. Not me at least.
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Beliefs: Apple is not just a fruit for some. They think it’s the curse to the human kind. Remember Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden with Snake. Though it’s not sure it was apple, most think/assume/believe that this fruit created all the mess.

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Literature: For any literature, its necessary for it to belong to a language. And all the langauges should have alphabets. So, english too got a set of idiotic alphabets. Idiotic since, C can be used for Check as well as Can. Therefore I call it idiotic. Coming to the point when you learn English, the first sentence will be A for apple. #myquestion is Y-Not A for Axeangels? Kids, especially male ones will find it interesting no.

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Health: If this fruit literally keeps doctors away, then what about, people whose spouse is a doc. Will they eat apples? Oh, may be when they are angry. Like, say Plan B. From a patient’s POV, I feel apple are nightmares for those who are ill/sick. Either in hospitals or in home or somewhere else say office. Everyone who comes to visit them will bring a kilo of apple for sure. Imagine, if five visitors visit per day, five kilos of apple a day!!! Imagine, you eating five kilos of apple in one day! This is what I went through. Apple was my nightmares during the recovery period, after my accident. Even in my dreams I used to eat apples. The story from the movie “Darna Mana Hain” gives me goose bumps, whenever I relate mine with it. What if it happens to me !

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Name-culture: In north India some girls have their names as Apple Singh, Apple Khurana and all. The name suits some of them. Those chubby cheeks…. ! ! ! Hmmmm…Ok let’s not divert from apples.

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Technology: Looking at apple from technological point of view, it would have been better if it stayed as a fruit. I am pointing to the phrase “Life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits”. And there is this story that Steve loved apples so much. He asked his employees to think a name for the company. He threatened them if they can’t come up with a better name, he will name it apple. But which is all fake. Read this. May be this is also a fake story.

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Physics: Apple plays a very important role in field of physics. It is the reason for the gravitation. Confused? Imagine about that day, if a coconut fell from the tree, that too upon Newton’s head. We would have got fewer syllabuses in physics. I would have got 100 out of 100 in physics. Still I can’t explain the second law. Dammm.

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Conclusion: Apple is the reason for all the problems in this world, period