Questions!!!

Research shows an average human asks atleast 35 Questions in a day and some 22 Questions asked to him. Females take the major share in asking questions and Males are in receiving end. (Now Dont Question the source). Some are making money of this fact with the exclusive websites for questions. Ask, , Yahoo Answers, , Wiki Answers.

If you take the Graph age v/s Number of questions, it will be a inverted parabola. i.e, the question by human at his early age and old age are maximum. Normally we face this situation where we end up frustrated answering children’s and grandparent’s questions, though both ask similar questions. Simplest being "What is this?". Tell me ‘How many times you got bugged up when some one asked you “Whats up?” ’. Lawyers, recruiting HR and Doctors are on top of the list when it comes to adults. All of them can ask you the most embarrassing questions in your life. Dont forget - "Never lie to doc". Though Lawyers fix the answers sometimes, confusing or conviencing the HR Mangers is upto you.

The most common question asked in 2010-11 would be "Whats ths score?" or "Score kya hua?". Though both of them mean same, I would pick the second option. "Whats the time ?" would be a trending question in the day time. Because, any time in the night would be just night.

Some Ads used the “question” in a right way, that ppl remember those ads along with the questions asked in it. I would pick "Hum chloromint kyun khate hein ?" as the EPIC question in the Ad world in India. We used to ask this, to our lecturers in our college, when he/she ended the class with the Question "Any questions?". One of these Questions from Ad which was frequently asked in twitter was "kya aapke toothpaste mey namak hey?" Some other are "Yeh melody itni choclati kyun hey?", "Have I made it large?", "kya aap naya close up karte hein?" and so on. I still remember that “Eureka Forbes” ad where a kid keep asking the question.

"Albert Pinto Ko Gussa Kyon Aata Hai" was unsolved mistry for some. If you are one of them, go watch the movie. Yes movies too used questions in their titles. "Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?", "What's Your Raashee?", "Anthony Kaun Hai?", "Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya?", "Kaun?", "Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?" "Kyon?" etc... Though some Movie-Questions dont have answers like "Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya?". Also remember some songs, esp where SRK started it with ".... aakhir yeh pyar kya hota hey?" Everyone will remember the classical song "Yeh kya hua, kaise hua, kab hua, kyun hua..?" Amar Prem - Rajesh Khanna - Sharmila Tagore - 1971. The same lyrics was modified one of the songs in Kareeb.

Coming to student-life, the worst part of Exams are “Questions” ! I wonder, if there were no Questions in the exams, our population would be some 3% extra and 25% more happier. The most scary paper in our life would be a “Question” paper, and the most pleasant paper would be the Toilet Paper.

There would be some conversations where a Question will be the answer for an another Question. For Eg: Q. “Why don’t you speak to me?”. A. “Is it necessary ?” Q. “Don’t you think so?” A. “Why would I ?” …. It can go on and on till one of them go to coma.

Well better I end the blog here. Is it Enough? How was this blog? ? ?